Trump Calls God “Loser”; God Silent

In an early morning Twitter storm Donald Trump has accused God of being “a loser. Nasty too! Picks Saul: fail. Picks David: fail. Picks Solomon: fail. America to God: time to GO!”  A subsequent Tweet seemed to temper the criticism – “Plagues, well-formulated. Parting Red Sea: impressive. Jesus: nice beard.” But the combative President followed with this: “6 days to build world? Really? And why make mosquitos??? FAIL!” Trump concluded with what appeared to be a challenge:  “My incredible new Cabinet finishes in 4; 5 if unions get nasty. Plus, 6 days then he rests?? LOSER!!” Sources close to God were silent.

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