After weeks of public speculation that President Donald Trump may be “unhinged,” administration sources revealed today that the President is now set to undergo experimental hinge-ing surgery.
A team of global specialists who examined Trump late last week, issued a joint statement confirming that Trump is indeed unhinged, and adding that prospects for hinge-ing him are “bleak.”
“You need to understand,” team leader Dr. Albert Strangelove elaborated, “that the notion of rehinge-ing assumes initial hinge-ing. In this case we’ve been unable to establish a timeline during which the unhingeing occurred. We now suspect that the President was born without a hinge.”
Asked to comment on this report the President began to rant, confirming the diagnosis.