BREAKING FAKE NEWS: ‘UNHINGED’ DONALD TRUMP SCHEDULED FOR EMERGENCY HINGE SURGERY

After weeks of public speculation that President Donald Trump may be “unhinged,” administration sources revealed today that the President is now set to undergo experimental hinge-ing surgery.

A team of global specialists who examined Trump late last week, issued a joint statement confirming that Trump is indeed unhinged, and adding that prospects for hinge-ing him are “bleak.”

“You need to understand,” team leader Dr. Albert Strangelove elaborated, “that the notion of rehinge-ing assumes initial hinge-ing. In this case we’ve been unable to establish a timeline during which the unhingeing occurred. We now suspect that the President was born without a hinge.”

Asked to comment on this report the President began to rant, confirming the diagnosis.

 

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